nut hugger
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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