it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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