can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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