I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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