I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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