I think scott just propositioned me for sex
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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