well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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