That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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