i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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