Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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