You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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