I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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