The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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