Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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