walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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