these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
