I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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