i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You're like the curious george of whores
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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