her facebook's as public as her vagina
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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