he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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