Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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