Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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