In the future we'll all be gay
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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