And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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