You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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