Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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