he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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