Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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