Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He? As in you personified your dick?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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