I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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