normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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