is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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