Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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