he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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