When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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