Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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