i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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