Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i drank out of a bidet.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like death gave me a hand job
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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