I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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