My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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