we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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