yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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