omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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