Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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