bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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