I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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