can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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