Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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