if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Is Oprah even human
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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