I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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