This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
They have beer where we have blood.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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