You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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