I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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