Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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