so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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