I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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