the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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